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sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life.

Robin Sharma (via dreamsofvodka)

Things I want to do: walk around in the rain, naked

Things I can’t do: walk around in the rain, naked

Reasons I can’t do what I want to do: I live in the middle of a suburb of a conservative city in a conservative state and nakedness is illegal

shadrachmaeckakshadestar:

buymypepsimax:

When you say the English title of an anime and someone condescendingly corrects you with the Japanese title.

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helioscentrifuge:

thegayboyslove:

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

stop this idiots

if only someone taught the lannisters to say “no incest”

helioscentrifuge:

thegayboyslove:

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

stop this idiots

if only someone taught the lannisters to say “no incest”

illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

strawwolf:

achipandachair:

sushinfood:

"Weird Al" Yankovic does it again with his newest parody "Word Crimes"

this is great.

I can finally enjoy this tune without Robin Thicke

Thank the gods for Weird Al

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.
I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.Fuck your pretentious shit.


"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.

I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.

Fuck your pretentious shit.

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"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

— Bromance/Romance —

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

the-winchester-initiative:

lucyintheskywithdiamonds16:

Alright, guys. 

THIS ISN’T a bromance: 

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THIS IS a bromance:

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THIS IS a bromance:

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THIS IS a bromance: 

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NOT THIS:

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GOODNIGHT, THANK YOU

One more time, kids. Say it with me:

BROMANCE:

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NOT BROMANCE:

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Just a little more emphasis

Actual Bros:

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JUST ‘MANCE. 

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